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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

back from the dead

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Photo by the ridiculously talented Carrie Thomas I feel like I have risen from some sort of zombie state. There has been a lot going on tha...

Lest we forget why we are here

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I am in the process of booking spring and summer shows and am working on some new material. I have been in a bit of a cocoon with everythin...

25 Random Things About Me

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1. I cannot eat anything with Sweet and Sour as it initiates my gag reflex. My mother learned this the hard way by forcing me to sit at the ...
Monday, February 23, 2009

Oscars, chili, rambling

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Last night K and I made chili and watched the Oscars. I thought Hugh Jackman did an excellent job, especially on the dancing/singing number...
Thursday, February 12, 2009

Theory of Natural Man

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"The first man who, having fenced in a piece of land, said "This is mine," and found people naive enough to believe him, that...
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Expressing through art

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I am by no means an artist in the aesthetic sense. I draw stick figures and have horrible handwriting. On Sunday K & I went over to Marc...
Friday, February 06, 2009

A Picture w/ Some Words is Worth 1,000 Words

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I have a softspot for old lesbian pulp novels, educational films(especially sex ed) from the 1950's and a plethera of other odd objects ...
Thursday, February 05, 2009

Celebrating Lo Mein

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Today I tip my hat to Shrimp Lo Mein and thank it for helping me to meet my daily dietary fat requirements.
Monday, January 26, 2009

Pop Pop Pop

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Pop Pop Pop goes the weasel Pop Pop Pop goes the cherry Pop Pop Pop goes the little toy gun and Pop Pop Pop goes the culture Pop Pop Pop and...
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

US Airways Plane Crashes into the Hudson River

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Today a US Airways plane crash landed in the hudson river after it's engines were disabled by running into a flock of geese. Amazingly,...

My Father:Update

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I thought it strange that my father was released from the hospital so soon after fracturing a vertebrae in his spine and I guess so did the ...
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Sunday, January 11, 2009

My Father

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My father was in a car accident on Friday. After swerving to avoid hitting a deer, he crashed the car off a 15 foot bridge into 5 feet of ...
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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Manhole Explosion!

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No, This is not a walk down memory lane to recount my harrowing experience with the stomach flu, nor is this a post worthy of the possible t...

The Right Foot

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not the left foot, the right foot. That's the one you're supposed to be starting this year on. Do you have your list or are you to...

Snuggies

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A couple nights ago K and I were watching CNN, when a commercial lit up the screen like a heavenly light. It shone to me and along with a s...
Friday, December 19, 2008

Today's Weather Report

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It's snowing in New York.
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Thursday, December 18, 2008

Quote of the Day

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"You haven't seen or heard the last of me. This isn't over. NO! Stop! That's my pencil sharpener! Take your hands off m...

Saying Goodbye to Chester

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Everyone, it is with great sadness that I announce the departure of Chester Devonshire, The Rant's long time enertainment correspondent....

Blueberries or Botox?

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These are the really important questions we have to ask ourselves as we age. As a society we find ourselves constantly bombarded with images...

If we had a big budget..

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We would have hired Willard Scott to do a weather report that would probably read something like the biblical book of revelations. You know...
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