This morning I woke to the sound of something that could only be described as a fridge being thrown from a 7th story building into my living room. Apparently God is angry about something, because he/she was throwing lightning bolts very close to my apartment.
I dare not think of what I might have done to incite this anger as it might consume my thoughts to the point of madness, given my long history as a blasphemer and sinner.
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