I woke this morning to this song playing on repeat in my head.
This is obviously undeniable evidence that the end is nigh.
The ominous word snowpocalypse has been bandied about
lately as the latest mot du jour. Birds have been falling from the sky and Florida airports have closed to move their runways to accomodate the shifting magnetic north pole. Coincidence? I think not. Well, perhaps some sort
of cataclysm is on the horizon. God Help us All.
When the evil white flakes of death fall this evening to destroy our collective existence, don't
say I didn't warn you.
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