Thursday, March 15, 2007

Two lovers entangled on my tongue

Something strange happened last night. I was reaching for the plain yogurt when it every so delicately brushed up against the jar of peanut butter. The next thing I knew, I was watching sliders while my tongue was engaged in a threesome. I threw my pants over the dresser, curled under the covers and let the confusing sensation of this unholy union enrapture my every cell. It was so wrong, but so right. You should try it sometime.....

And in case you were wondering, it was chunky, not creamy and I'm not going to apologize.

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