This evening I depart the city for a few days with K. and the lovely Mister Carpentier.
We are off to sun our buns in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.
I will return looking like a Lobster with seashells and stories to share, I'm sure. I usually spend the majority of my time swimming in the ocean.
Though, I plan to spend some time rubbing olive oil on K's fine greek body to watch him magically cook to a lovely edible golden brown.
Let's just hope I don't end up in an aloe vera tub at a burn ward.
Don't worry. I'm well aware that I am the whitest/pinkest boy alive.
I will be implementing the new full body sun condom, a part of my new line of clothing for people without pigment.
I'm thinking of calling it Robster's Lobster wear.
What do you think?
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